Him: . . . And then I had another customer who chatted with me about our favorite football teams while I reinstalled her software.
Me: That's cool.
Him: Oh, and we're going to see a Priest.
Me: We are? (Did we become Catholic while I wasn't looking)
Him: Yes, because Maggie Q is in it.
Me: [confused face] (thinking: he has a customer named Maggie who is a Priest and we are going to visit her?) What?
Him: She's half-Vietnamese and was raised in Hawaii and she's in it.
Me: In what?
Him: the MOVIE!
Me: What movie?
Me: Oh! She's not A priest, but she's in the the movie, Priest. Does she have a speaking role or is she an extra?
Him: She has a fairly major part.
Me: If she has such a major part why is she calling our technical support line to have you reinstall shipping software? She works on the shipping dock for fun?
Him: No, she's not a customer!!! Don't you ever listen to anything I say?!
Me: Yes, we were talking about customers you talked to today and I was listening and then sudenly there's a chick named Maggie Q. How was I supposed to know she's not just some other person who called in?
Him: No, NO. She's that actress from Priest. We saw the trailers? Remember?
Me: (Yes, but the Trailers we watched did not have INTRODUCING MAGGIE Q WHO IS NOT A FEDEX CUSTOMER splashed all over the screen, strangely enough) Sorry. I forgot.
Sometimes I want to grab him by the shoulders and shake him while I yell: Who What When Where and How and IN ORDER!